Question: Was Jerry Bail Bonds and Pauly D slaying hoes and fist pumping all over Nash Vegas last night?

Answer: That appears to be the situation.

Question: What kind of websites does B3KR like to look at?

Answer: Luckily today I walked by his desk and noticed he was reading the wikipedia entry of one of his favorite celebrities, check it out. Of course the Subaru website is a favorite as well as this one.

I invite/dare B3KR to challenge any of these.

Question: What happens if you drive a Subaru and it starts raining?

Answer:

Question: Where can I find half a cow to purchase?

Answer: There is only one obvious choice.

Question: What does B3KR do on his off days?

Answer: Excellent question. The answer to this question is contained in the following photo.



Apparently B3KR likes to travel to far away places and buy half of cows to take home and consume. Now you are probably asking yourself how you can buy yourself half of a cow. Well here at Correct Answers we strive to help. Check back for a post that will answer that exact question.

Question: What kind of parenting skills does Black Cadillac have?

Answer: This man is his hero.

Question: Did someone tell us today that Black Caddy and B3KR look like brothers?

Answer: Yes they did. B3KR, Black Caddy, and I were all present for the momentous occasion.

Question: Is the chin strap/ leprechaun/ amish beard cool?

Answer: Hell no but there's this dude at work that rocks one like an Amish dude in a House of Pain video in 1993.

Photo courtesy of: http://www.uncoached.com/category/the-myspace-toolbox/ Check it out.

P.S. He still rocks the Big Ole Timbos too.

Question: How big of a loser is B3KR?

Answer: I contacted Professor Bunsen for help with this question. He provided me a formula to use that will determine the percentage of chance you are a huge fucking loser douchenozzle.














For B3KR we plug in the following values:
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e = 47
n = 6
s = 2
d = 20
Z = 562
L = 16

and we come up with:



So it looks like B3KR has a 99.74% chance of being a huge loser.

P.S. Pro Bunsen stressed to me that this formula will not work for anyone other than B3KR because they would have zeros for every variable.

Question: Why have you not posted more about B3KR?

Answer: That is our fault. Just this morning I found this.