Showing posts with label B3KR negligence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label B3KR negligence. Show all posts

Question: What kind of websites does B3KR like to look at?

Answer: Luckily today I walked by his desk and noticed he was reading the wikipedia entry of one of his favorite celebrities, check it out. Of course the Subaru website is a favorite as well as this one.

I invite/dare B3KR to challenge any of these.

Question: What happens if you drive a Subaru and it starts raining?

Answer:



Question: Where can I find half a cow to purchase?

Answer: There is only one obvious choice.

Question: What does B3KR do on his off days?

Answer: Excellent question. The answer to this question is contained in the following photo.



Apparently B3KR likes to travel to far away places and buy half of cows to take home and consume. Now you are probably asking yourself how you can buy yourself half of a cow. Well here at Correct Answers we strive to help. Check back for a post that will answer that exact question.

Question: Why have you not posted more about B3KR?

Answer: That is our fault. Just this morning I found this.

Question: Do Subarus suck?

ANSWER: Yes.
"Under normal operating conditions, CV joints and boots are engineered to last upwards of 150,000 miles. Some go the distance, but a lot reach the end of the road far short of their design life. According to one major aftermarket supplier of replacement axle shafts, CV joint shafts are typically being replaced at anywhere from 70,000 miles to 130,000 miles. What's more, some makes and models of vehicles are notorious for eating shafts. Subaru, according to this source, is one vehicle that has a higher-than-normal replacement rate. The aftermarket supplier we talked to blamed the problem on the relatively thin case hardening that Subaru uses in their CV joints."
Article here.

Question: What will B3KR look like in 10 years?

Answer: That is a very good but tricky question. I took a current picture of B3KR and by using an experimental piece of sophisticated computer simulation software I manged to answer the question.

Ladies and gents, I present to you B3KR in 2019:

Question: Has B3KR nutted his pants today?

Answer: If he hasn't yet, he will now:



I don't know why he gets so excited about getting his face raped though.

Question: Is it just my imagination or has B3KR been neglected as of late on this site?

Answer: You are absolutely right and I apologize. So in honor of B3KR I will tell him to go fuck himself and post this picture of B3KR and the HIV in his luche libre outfit at the premier of Brokeback Mountain.