Question: What kind of parenting skills does Black Cadillac have?

Answer: This man is his hero.

Question: Did someone tell us today that Black Caddy and B3KR look like brothers?

Answer: Yes they did. B3KR, Black Caddy, and I were all present for the momentous occasion.

Question: Are Caddy and GD having a little workplace spat right now?

Answer: Yes they are having a typical estrogen-filled workplace spat. Something about Diapers not doing enough work and Caddy being full of shit while B3KR isn't getting either them enough coffee and doughnuts.

Question: Which band has/had the hottest members?

Answer: According to Black Caddy the answer is:


I don't agree with him. Do you?

Question: Does the picture below represent the comment that GD made that Caddy should stick to blowing Rich Brooks?

Answer: Yes because obviously GD has Saban and the ghost of Bear Bryant covered. Plus, I enjoyed Caddy's picture so much that I had to make one similar. Looks like Caddy got his head shaved and bought a black tank top.

Question: Is Correct Answers' new internet girlfriend Dipping Dots?

Answer: Apparently so. Caddy has taken the liberty of putting Superman Dipping Dots up as our new internet girlfriend as you can see over here--------------------------------------->

Question: If Black Cadillac sees you walking towards the elevator will he hold it for you?

Answer: No, because he is a douche nozzle.

Question: What is JBB's first concert of 2009 going to be?

Answer: The muthafuckin' Marr-less Mouse, bitch. Me and Caddy are going to read Bukowski, smoke 4 packs of cigarettes, wear pea coats and cuss everybody out every night until March 7th. Then we're going to go to Atlanta and fire it up.

Question: What kind of car does Black Caddy roll in?

Answer: Usually he rides this but lately he rides this.

Question: Do you all need Photoshop in the worst way there at Correct Answers?

Answer: Fuckin-A' right we do. Black Caddy's Microsoft Paint Jobs are awful. Hit us up and we'll make it happen. If you have a wii too, don't forget that Mr. Bail Bonds needs one.

Question: Is it possible to create a better graphic for the website header than Caddy and Jerry can?

Answer: Yes, how's this:

Question: Is Goatdiapers a lazy bitch today?

Answer: He most certainly is and Black Caddy is only a little less of a lazy bitch.

Question: Are Black Caddy and Goatdiapers cultivating their bromance over a game of 1 one 1 Uno in the bathroom?

Answer: It would appear to be true because neither one of them have hardly done anything on the site today. I know that they are not working.

Question: What is the most common thing for a girl to say to Black Caddy?

Answer: This (and yes, sometimes guys tell him that too).

Question: What does Black Caddy say when you are consistently kicking the dog shit out of him in Tiger Woods golf?

Answer: Let's team up and beat some ass on "best ball."

Question: What kind of name is GoatDiapers?

Answer: Black Cadillac can't control himself around the "naked" goats so we have to put a diaper on them to cover up their naughty bits. He is a sicko. GoatDiapers uses this name in honor of him.

Example:

Question: Did B3KR purposely quit while Black Caddy was performing SSFIITHDR stool pushing?

Answer: YES

Question: Is B3KR a better SSFIITHDR player than Black Caddy

Answer: NO