Question: What kind of parenting skills does Black Cadillac have?

Answer: This man is his hero.

Question: Is the NBA actually adding H.O.R.S.E. to the All Star Weekend?

Answer: Better believe it.

Question: What is JBB's first concert of 2009 going to be?

Answer: The muthafuckin' Marr-less Mouse, bitch. Me and Caddy are going to read Bukowski, smoke 4 packs of cigarettes, wear pea coats and cuss everybody out every night until March 7th. Then we're going to go to Atlanta and fire it up.