Question via email: Would you choose Auburn or Vanderbilt in a game? - Ryan/Nashville, TN

Answer: I would have to take Auburn because Vandy is, well they are Vandy. We keep them in the SEC to help our conference GPA and graduation rate. If they mess up and win a few games that is cool. Don't let their "success" this year fool you, they are Vandy. Hell, they played a QB from The Fountain City so you know they suck.

Question: Who works in the I.T. field and can't navigate the EA Sports fantasy football site?

Answer: goatdiapers

Question: Who is the shittiest fantasy football commish?

Answer: Jerry Bail Bonds.

Here is Jerry's guide for running a good fantasy league:

1. Use shit like this crap.
2. Set-up the most retarded scoring system in history.
3. Change the roster requirements after the draft once you realize you screwed it up to start off with.
   
4. Ensure everyone has to pick-up 17 defensive players.
5. When everyone else calls you out and basically quits then you win and get $25.
6. Brag on the internet.
   

Question: Who won the Fantasy League that counted (involved money)?

Answer: Give me my money!

Question: Did EA Sports give Jerry Bail Bonds a $25 gift certificate for domintaing any and all comers in fantasy football 2009?

Answer: Hell fuck yeah they did.