Question: Is the chin strap/ leprechaun/ amish beard cool?

Answer: Hell no but there's this dude at work that rocks one like an Amish dude in a House of Pain video in 1993.

Photo courtesy of: http://www.uncoached.com/category/the-myspace-toolbox/ Check it out.

P.S. He still rocks the Big Ole Timbos too.

Answer: Is B3KR a sports fan?

Answer: Apparently, he likes basketball.

Question: Which band has/had the hottest members?

Answer: According to Black Caddy the answer is:


I don't agree with him. Do you?

Question: What will B3KR look like in 10 years?

Answer: That is a very good but tricky question. I took a current picture of B3KR and by using an experimental piece of sophisticated computer simulation software I manged to answer the question.

Ladies and gents, I present to you B3KR in 2019:

Question: What will B3KR do when he finally snaps?

Answer: He flipped out at his last job when someone told him Subaru makes junk and we have managed to get a copy of the surveillance tape footage. I'm sure you'll be able to tell which guy is B3KR. Check it out.

Question: What is the best link GD has seen today?

Answer: This

Question: What occurs during one of B3KR's wet dreams?

Answer: Fortunately for you we recently developed the technology to record just such a thing. Here!

Question: Is it just my imagination or has B3KR been neglected as of late on this site?

Answer: You are absolutely right and I apologize. So in honor of B3KR I will tell him to go fuck himself and post this picture of B3KR and the HIV in his luche libre outfit at the premier of Brokeback Mountain.

Question: Is the band Tears for Fears gay?

Answer: Yes, but don't tell B3KR, you'll break his little heart.

Question: Does the new pic of Jenny Lewis do anything for B3KR?

Answer: Yes but so would a picture of Tom Cruise.