Question: What is the gayest statement ever made on this website?

Answer: That award goes to The HIV with this gem:

"I have C.O.D. on Wii"

Excuse me while I wipe my eyes. Isn't that sweet, he has it on the wittle Wii. That way he can use his wittle Nintendo controller while he has a handfull of cock with the other hand.

Question: Is finding a Wii harder than finding Jesus Christ himself at a Best Buy?

Answer: Hell Yes. If you find one, feel free to email me HERE so I can give you my home address.