Question: Was Jerry Bail Bonds and Pauly D slaying hoes and fist pumping all over Nash Vegas last night?

Answer: That appears to be the situation.

Question: Is there a story floating around the Internet that references Noodle Arm's nuts?

Answer: Yep

Be sure to pick up this shirt to show your support.

Question: How is Jerry Bail Bonds paying for his trip to Hawaii?

Answer: He had to do some things he wasn't proud of and a couple that he was:

Like this:



and of course this:

Question: What is JBB's first concert of 2009 going to be?

Answer: The muthafuckin' Marr-less Mouse, bitch. Me and Caddy are going to read Bukowski, smoke 4 packs of cigarettes, wear pea coats and cuss everybody out every night until March 7th. Then we're going to go to Atlanta and fire it up.

Question: Has Jerry Bail Bonds ever been photographed out on the town?

Answer: Yes, he has.


Don't let the girls fool you though, he'll leave with that younger dude.

Question: Did Jerry Bail Bonds almost piss his pants when someone posted as Jenny Lewis?

Answer: Apparently he did (and no I did not post it). It sounded like Jerry was ready to pick up the red phone and launch the nukes. I know you get all awkward around girls but just calm down Jerry.

Question: Is it possible to create a better graphic for the website header than Caddy and Jerry can?

Answer: Yes, how's this:

Question: Who is the shittiest fantasy football commish?

Answer: Jerry Bail Bonds.

Here is Jerry's guide for running a good fantasy league:

1. Use shit like this crap.
2. Set-up the most retarded scoring system in history.
3. Change the roster requirements after the draft once you realize you screwed it up to start off with.
   
4. Ensure everyone has to pick-up 17 defensive players.
5. When everyone else calls you out and basically quits then you win and get $25.
6. Brag on the internet.
   

Question: What is Jerry Bail Bond's biggest pet peeve?

Answer: He has told me that his biggest pet peeve is when someone gets a VG (video game) a month or so before someone else and maxes out a created players attributes as to make the game unfair and then to brag about what an awesome player they are.

Question: Is the mullet back in style?

Answer: Absolutely. Would I grow one? No but only because I can't. But as witnessed by star Vikings DE Jared Allen on Sunday at ESPN, it's cool.