Question: Is the chin strap/ leprechaun/ amish beard cool?

Answer: Hell no but there's this dude at work that rocks one like an Amish dude in a House of Pain video in 1993.

Photo courtesy of: http://www.uncoached.com/category/the-myspace-toolbox/ Check it out.

P.S. He still rocks the Big Ole Timbos too.

Question: How big of a loser is B3KR?

Answer: I contacted Professor Bunsen for help with this question. He provided me a formula to use that will determine the percentage of chance you are a huge fucking loser douchenozzle.














For B3KR we plug in the following values:
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e = 47
n = 6
s = 2
d = 20
Z = 562
L = 16

and we come up with:



So it looks like B3KR has a 99.74% chance of being a huge loser.

P.S. Pro Bunsen stressed to me that this formula will not work for anyone other than B3KR because they would have zeros for every variable.

Question: Why have you not posted more about B3KR?

Answer: That is our fault. Just this morning I found this.

Question: Are Caddy and GD having a little workplace spat right now?

Answer: Yes they are having a typical estrogen-filled workplace spat. Something about Diapers not doing enough work and Caddy being full of shit while B3KR isn't getting either them enough coffee and doughnuts.

Question: Where does Louisville rank in Busted Coverage's Girls of the Big East?

Answer: 3 out of 16 ain't bad. I'm proud of our sluts.

Question: Is there a story floating around the Internet that references Noodle Arm's nuts?

Answer: Yep

Be sure to pick up this shirt to show your support.

Question: Is it chauncey poll time yet?

Answer: Damn right it is. Here's how it works. I'm going to pose a question with multiple choices. Put in your selection or write-in on the comments section.

TODAY'S TOPIC:
GoatDiapers is starting a new website about himself and he wants help naming it. I've come up with a few options. Tell me what you think.

1. My RSS feed is longer than the Economic Stimulus package and I still have the sack to tell everybody that I work my ass off.
2. Nick Saban's taint tastes like cotton candy.
3. If the Tide got into a fight with God, BAMA would win in the first round.
4. My wife makes me give her a MANI-PEDI every night and that's why I don't play XBOX anymore.
5. I wish I was Freddie Kitchens.
6. If Nickelback was an all-you-can-eat buffet, I would weigh 824 pounds.
7. I got my virginity back as of yesterday.
8. I don't have a favorite pro-team but I fucking hate yours.
9. Caddy said that Hunter Cantwell was at one time highly touted and I took that as him saying "I think Hunter Cantwell is the best quarterback/person/deity/frog-gigger in the world."
10. War and Saban
11. The Catcher and the Saban
12. The Holy Saban
13. Of Mice and Saban
14. Moby Saban
15. 1000 leagues up Saban's ass

Question: Do Subarus suck?

ANSWER: Yes.

"Under normal operating conditions, CV joints and boots are engineered to last upwards of 150,000 miles. Some go the distance, but a lot reach the end of the road far short of their design life. According to one major aftermarket supplier of replacement axle shafts, CV joint shafts are typically being replaced at anywhere from 70,000 miles to 130,000 miles. What's more, some makes and models of vehicles are notorious for eating shafts. Subaru, according to this source, is one vehicle that has a higher-than-normal replacement rate. The aftermarket supplier we talked to blamed the problem on the relatively thin case hardening that Subaru uses in their CV joints."

Article here.

Answer: Is B3KR a sports fan?

Answer: Apparently, he likes basketball.

Question: Which band has/had the hottest members?

Answer: According to Black Caddy the answer is:


I don't agree with him. Do you?