Showing posts with label Subaru Sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Subaru Sucks. Show all posts

Question: What kind of websites does B3KR like to look at?

Answer: Luckily today I walked by his desk and noticed he was reading the wikipedia entry of one of his favorite celebrities, check it out. Of course the Subaru website is a favorite as well as this one.

I invite/dare B3KR to challenge any of these.

Question: What happens if you drive a Subaru and it starts raining?

Answer:



Question: Do Subarus suck?

ANSWER: Yes.
"Under normal operating conditions, CV joints and boots are engineered to last upwards of 150,000 miles. Some go the distance, but a lot reach the end of the road far short of their design life. According to one major aftermarket supplier of replacement axle shafts, CV joint shafts are typically being replaced at anywhere from 70,000 miles to 130,000 miles. What's more, some makes and models of vehicles are notorious for eating shafts. Subaru, according to this source, is one vehicle that has a higher-than-normal replacement rate. The aftermarket supplier we talked to blamed the problem on the relatively thin case hardening that Subaru uses in their CV joints."
Article here.

Question: What will B3KR do when he finally snaps?

Answer: He flipped out at his last job when someone told him Subaru makes junk and we have managed to get a copy of the surveillance tape footage. I'm sure you'll be able to tell which guy is B3KR. Check it out.

Question: Is there any substance known to man that can do damage to a Subaru?

Answer: Only one. Tuscan Whole Milk.

Question: Is it possible to improve the performance of a Subaru?

Answer: Yes. Subaru makes all the hottest cars on the street in B3KRville so there is only one performance upgrade available for them. Check it out.