Question: Did the HIV jinx Arizona last night during the Super Bowl?

Answer: Yes he most certainly did. He texted me last night right after Fitzgerald's great touchdown run with about 2:34 left to play. He went on about how he was a genius because he predicted the Cardinals would "exploit the seams" in the cover 2 blah blah fuckin' blah and win the football game. Then the Steelers marched right up the field and won. The real genius was in fact myself who predicted the winner and was off on the score by 2 total points. Fuckin' safety! So Cardinal fans, forward all your complaints to Mr. "I watched Jaworski on ESPN last night so I now know about the Cover 2 defense" A.K.A. The HIV.