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Showing posts with label HIV is an illiterate fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HIV is an illiterate fuck. Show all posts
Question: What is the NEW gayest statement ever made on this website?
Answer: This one comes courtesy of ole Baccala once again. I'm noticing a pattern. There needs to be a weekly, "Gay shit that the HIV says" post. But without further ado:
"Hittin Skaggs in the ass balls deep would make a better story than hitting that product of the Nashville cookie cutter country industry."
"Hittin Skaggs in the ass balls deep would make a better story than hitting that product of the Nashville cookie cutter country industry."
Question: Are there any pictures or youtube videos of the HIV out there?
Answer: Today is your lucky day. I have both! Here is the picture:
Yes, I know that it looks like Bobby Baccala from the Sopranos but it is a common mistake. If I had a full length shot though, you would see that the HIV is a 5'3" no-good Italian fat ass as opposed to Bobby Baccala who is a 6'2" no-good Italian fat ass.
Here is the Youtube video they made of tubby after the Giants got poked in the playoffs:
Yes, I know that it looks like Bobby Baccala from the Sopranos but it is a common mistake. If I had a full length shot though, you would see that the HIV is a 5'3" no-good Italian fat ass as opposed to Bobby Baccala who is a 6'2" no-good Italian fat ass.Here is the Youtube video they made of tubby after the Giants got poked in the playoffs:
Question: There has been a lot of talk about contributors on this website and their World of Warcraft habits. Who are the culprits?
Answer: I will get to your question in a second. First let me explain what "World of Warcraft" is. WOW (as denoted by hardcore players of the game otherwise known as "taints") is a Massive online multiplayer roleplaying game. If you still don't understand let me put it this way: 80's Dungeons and Dragons players begat modern day WOW players. The game itself is split into 2 sides (good v. evil kind of.) There is the Horde (bad guys) and I don't know the name of the good guys. These taints are so crazy about this game if they see a member of the other side out in public, they will engage them in fisticuffs while trying their damnedest to somehow incorporate their nunchucks that they have hangning over their bed in a glass case.
Hours of time is blown on this game. Some things that are sure to accompany playing this game: inverted penis, homosexual tendencies quenched by asexual practices due to lack of actual human interaction, career retraction or elimination, moving in with your parents, clothes bought at Hot Topic, and engaging in debates such as "which band is better: Fall Out Boy or Hoobastank?" As you can see this is some serious shit. So without further ado, here are the culprits:
1. The HIV: After he started grabbing my ass at lunch time (homosexual tendencies resulting due to playing a shitload of WOW) I told him that he has a fucking problem. ***ABSOLUTE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH WARNING*** He was then motivated to check how much time he had actually devoted to this game. He went home and looked and he had been on the game a total of 256 days! Let's do the math: 256 days x 24 hours a day = 6,144 hours of motherfuckin' WOW! I at least hope that you are the King of that world you live in. HIV: you are now officially a lost cause.
2. TorqueStick: As aforementioned here, you can see his WOW history. He is also a rabid Star Trek fan so when "The Shat" started doing WOW commercials, TorqueStick tried to whip his inverted penis out of his skinny emo jeans and start beating it like mad. Ole Torquebox may be the biggest taint to ever walk the planet.
Hours of time is blown on this game. Some things that are sure to accompany playing this game: inverted penis, homosexual tendencies quenched by asexual practices due to lack of actual human interaction, career retraction or elimination, moving in with your parents, clothes bought at Hot Topic, and engaging in debates such as "which band is better: Fall Out Boy or Hoobastank?" As you can see this is some serious shit. So without further ado, here are the culprits:
1. The HIV: After he started grabbing my ass at lunch time (homosexual tendencies resulting due to playing a shitload of WOW) I told him that he has a fucking problem. ***ABSOLUTE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH WARNING*** He was then motivated to check how much time he had actually devoted to this game. He went home and looked and he had been on the game a total of 256 days! Let's do the math: 256 days x 24 hours a day = 6,144 hours of motherfuckin' WOW! I at least hope that you are the King of that world you live in. HIV: you are now officially a lost cause.
2. TorqueStick: As aforementioned here, you can see his WOW history. He is also a rabid Star Trek fan so when "The Shat" started doing WOW commercials, TorqueStick tried to whip his inverted penis out of his skinny emo jeans and start beating it like mad. Ole Torquebox may be the biggest taint to ever walk the planet.
Okay HIV, you go ahead and type 3 consecutive 895 word comments filled with illiteracy, nonsense and 273 exclamation marks. TorqueStick, you play off of the HIV and put a bunch of cuss words together that don't even make sense.
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