Question: Did Jerry Bail Bonds receive some embarassing pictures about Bama's loss to Utah?

Answer: Yes he most certainly did from the office's resident Auburn fan that isn't a douche (there's one that is a huge douche.) Seriously, fucking Utah? I thought that they didn't have anything out there other than Mormons and top shelf mullets.

Question: What does a top shelf mullet look like?

Answer:


Yes that is a Utah helmet in the background.

Question: Is the mullet back in style?

Answer: Absolutely. Would I grow one? No but only because I can't. But as witnessed by star Vikings DE Jared Allen on Sunday at ESPN, it's cool.