Question: What kind of websites does B3KR like to look at?

Answer: Luckily today I walked by his desk and noticed he was reading the wikipedia entry of one of his favorite celebrities, check it out. Of course the Subaru website is a favorite as well as this one.

I invite/dare B3KR to challenge any of these.

Question: Did someone tell us today that Black Caddy and B3KR look like brothers?

Answer: Yes they did. B3KR, Black Caddy, and I were all present for the momentous occasion.

Question: How big of a loser is B3KR?

Answer: I contacted Professor Bunsen for help with this question. He provided me a formula to use that will determine the percentage of chance you are a huge fucking loser douchenozzle.














For B3KR we plug in the following values:
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e = 47
n = 6
s = 2
d = 20
Z = 562
L = 16

and we come up with:



So it looks like B3KR has a 99.74% chance of being a huge loser.

P.S. Pro Bunsen stressed to me that this formula will not work for anyone other than B3KR because they would have zeros for every variable.

Question: Why have you not posted more about B3KR?

Answer: That is our fault. Just this morning I found this.

Question: Are Caddy and GD having a little workplace spat right now?

Answer: Yes they are having a typical estrogen-filled workplace spat. Something about Diapers not doing enough work and Caddy being full of shit while B3KR isn't getting either them enough coffee and doughnuts.

Question: Do Subarus suck?

ANSWER: Yes.

"Under normal operating conditions, CV joints and boots are engineered to last upwards of 150,000 miles. Some go the distance, but a lot reach the end of the road far short of their design life. According to one major aftermarket supplier of replacement axle shafts, CV joint shafts are typically being replaced at anywhere from 70,000 miles to 130,000 miles. What's more, some makes and models of vehicles are notorious for eating shafts. Subaru, according to this source, is one vehicle that has a higher-than-normal replacement rate. The aftermarket supplier we talked to blamed the problem on the relatively thin case hardening that Subaru uses in their CV joints."

Article here.

Answer: Is B3KR a sports fan?

Answer: Apparently, he likes basketball.

Question: What will B3KR look like in 10 years?

Answer: That is a very good but tricky question. I took a current picture of B3KR and by using an experimental piece of sophisticated computer simulation software I manged to answer the question.

Ladies and gents, I present to you B3KR in 2019:

Question: If Black Cadillac sees you walking towards the elevator will he hold it for you?

Answer: No, because he is a douche nozzle.

Question: What will B3KR do when he finally snaps?

Answer: He flipped out at his last job when someone told him Subaru makes junk and we have managed to get a copy of the surveillance tape footage. I'm sure you'll be able to tell which guy is B3KR. Check it out.

Question: Has B3KR nutted his pants today?

Answer: If he hasn't yet, he will now:



I don't know why he gets so excited about getting his face raped though.

Question: What occurs during one of B3KR's wet dreams?

Answer: Fortunately for you we recently developed the technology to record just such a thing. Here!

Question: Is the B3KR ball breaking spreading to other websites now?

Answer: Yes.

Question: Who is this TorqueStick guy and can he officially go in the B3KR/HIV category?

Answer: I'll break this answer up into 2 parts.

1. TorqueStick was born in a small village in an impoverished part of South Dakota. When his father started selling blow-up dolls, they came into a little money. After that, TorqueStick discovered the internet. Since then he has logged 1,892 hours on World of Warcraft, looked at tons of porno and apparently now makes dumb fucking comments on my website now.

2. Yes we can put him in the B3KR/HIV category and so in honor of that, go fuck yourself torquestick and quit making dumb ass retarded comments on the site, douche nozzle.

P.S. Nice tits, B3KR.

Question: Which movie of 2009 is B3KR looking forward to the most?

Answer: Dead Snow

Question: Is it just my imagination or has B3KR been neglected as of late on this site?

Answer: You are absolutely right and I apologize. So in honor of B3KR I will tell him to go fuck himself and post this picture of B3KR and the HIV in his luche libre outfit at the premier of Brokeback Mountain.

Answer: Which videogame is the best ever?

Answer: This one.

Question: Is the band Tears for Fears gay?

Answer: Yes, but don't tell B3KR, you'll break his little heart.

Question: Does the new pic of Jenny Lewis do anything for B3KR?

Answer: Yes but so would a picture of Tom Cruise.

Question: How bad does Mohawk Man want some of B3KR?

Answer: In the worst fucking way.