Question: Did somebody actually take a picture of Michael Phelps rippin' tubes?

Answer: Fuck yeah. What an idiot. If I worked at Hardees making biscuits and gravy for a living, I wouldn't let people take pictures of me toking on a 3 footer for fear of losing my job or going to jail. Nevermind that ole trap jaw makes millions off of endorsements. I'll be glad when this dildo is done winning gold medals so we don't have to hear about him anymore and he can smoke his bong in peace.