Question: Does any proof exist that Barry "NoodleArm" Bonds juiced?

Answer: Why, hells yeah!!!

Question: How is Jerry Bail Bonds paying for his trip to Hawaii?

Answer: He had to do some things he wasn't proud of and a couple that he was:

Like this:



and of course this:

Question: Has Jerry Bail Bonds chaunced up the site by adding a picture of Barry Bonds (slightly off center) to the banner?

Answer: Hell yeah he has! Why would anyone want a picture of Barry Bonds on their site, especially now that he hasn't even played ball in over a year. He is in no way relevant to this site or to society in general. He is a disgraced former baseball player who will be lucky to disappear completely without any further ridicule.

Question: Once and for all can we safely say that Barry Bonds did not take illegal performance enhancing drugs?

Answer: We can now safely say that HE DID NOT TAKE ILLEGAL PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS. Let this be a lesson that Jerry fucking Bail Bonds is never wrong no matter how crazy he sounds.

INNOCENT, BITCHES