Question: Is it chauncey poll time yet?

Answer: Damn right it is. Here's how it works. I'm going to pose a question with multiple choices. Put in your selection or write-in on the comments section.

TODAY'S TOPIC:
GoatDiapers is starting a new website about himself and he wants help naming it. I've come up with a few options. Tell me what you think.

1. My RSS feed is longer than the Economic Stimulus package and I still have the sack to tell everybody that I work my ass off.
2. Nick Saban's taint tastes like cotton candy.
3. If the Tide got into a fight with God, BAMA would win in the first round.
4. My wife makes me give her a MANI-PEDI every night and that's why I don't play XBOX anymore.
5. I wish I was Freddie Kitchens.
6. If Nickelback was an all-you-can-eat buffet, I would weigh 824 pounds.
7. I got my virginity back as of yesterday.
8. I don't have a favorite pro-team but I fucking hate yours.
9. Caddy said that Hunter Cantwell was at one time highly touted and I took that as him saying "I think Hunter Cantwell is the best quarterback/person/deity/frog-gigger in the world."
10. War and Saban
11. The Catcher and the Saban
12. The Holy Saban
13. Of Mice and Saban
14. Moby Saban
15. 1000 leagues up Saban's ass

Question: Who is your favorite UK quarterback?

Answers:

Black Cadillac = "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Jerry Bail Bonds = His answer to any QB question is "Frog Gigger"

GoatDiapers = Now it is Tim Couch

From link:

"Here’s a quality Tim Couch story. Some friends and I went to a strip club with Tim. He told us about the time he brought home a Hooters girl and banged her in his marital bed. The next day, Mrs. Couch is making the bed and finds the full Hooters girl outfit—sexy orange shorts, tank top—in the sheets. She immediately confronts Tim. Tim, showing much more awareness and ingenuity than he ever did while under pressure in the pocket, said, “Oh yeah, babe, I thought we could try some role-playing.” In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees INTO it. She puts on the outfit, and Tim bangs her in the same bed."

Awesome!!!