Black Cadillac = "The Pillsbury Throwboy"
Jerry Bail Bonds = His answer to any QB question is "Frog Gigger"
GoatDiapers = Now it is Tim Couch
From link:
"Here’s a quality Tim Couch story. Some friends and I went to a strip club with Tim. He told us about the time he brought home a Hooters girl and banged her in his marital bed. The next day, Mrs. Couch is making the bed and finds the full Hooters girl outfit—sexy orange shorts, tank top—in the sheets. She immediately confronts Tim. Tim, showing much more awareness and ingenuity than he ever did while under pressure in the pocket, said, “Oh yeah, babe, I thought we could try some role-playing.” In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees INTO it. She puts on the outfit, and Tim bangs her in the same bed."Awesome!!!
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You're right, "The Deuce" was pretty crafty. He was also named after my infamous afternoon shit of 1997.
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