Question: Did the HIV jinx Arizona last night during the Super Bowl?

Answer: Yes he most certainly did. He texted me last night right after Fitzgerald's great touchdown run with about 2:34 left to play. He went on about how he was a genius because he predicted the Cardinals would "exploit the seams" in the cover 2 blah blah fuckin' blah and win the football game. Then the Steelers marched right up the field and won. The real genius was in fact myself who predicted the winner and was off on the score by 2 total points. Fuckin' safety! So Cardinal fans, forward all your complaints to Mr. "I watched Jaworski on ESPN last night so I now know about the Cover 2 defense" A.K.A. The HIV.

Question: What is going to be the first concert of the year for Baccala in 2009?

Answer: The HIV is flying to Canada to see fuckin' Celine Dion. Instead of being backstage in his dominatrix outfit this year, he has to mix it up with the dirty floppy-headed Canadians out in General Admission with his Canadian Tuxedo on. Yes, he's going to grab his finest jean jacket and box of kleenex to go see this bitch.

Question: What is the HIV's favorite book?

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Question: What is the NEW gayest statement ever made on this website?

Answer: This one comes courtesy of ole Baccala once again. I'm noticing a pattern. There needs to be a weekly, "Gay shit that the HIV says" post. But without further ado:

"Hittin Skaggs in the ass balls deep would make a better story than hitting that product of the Nashville cookie cutter country industry."

Question: Are there any pictures or youtube videos of the HIV out there?

Answer: Today is your lucky day. I have both! Here is the picture:

Yes, I know that it looks like Bobby Baccala from the Sopranos but it is a common mistake. If I had a full length shot though, you would see that the HIV is a 5'3" no-good Italian fat ass as opposed to Bobby Baccala who is a 6'2" no-good Italian fat ass.

Here is the Youtube video they made of tubby after the Giants got poked in the playoffs:

Question: There has been a lot of talk about contributors on this website and their World of Warcraft habits. Who are the culprits?

Answer: I will get to your question in a second. First let me explain what "World of Warcraft" is. WOW (as denoted by hardcore players of the game otherwise known as "taints") is a Massive online multiplayer roleplaying game. If you still don't understand let me put it this way: 80's Dungeons and Dragons players begat modern day WOW players. The game itself is split into 2 sides (good v. evil kind of.) There is the Horde (bad guys) and I don't know the name of the good guys. These taints are so crazy about this game if they see a member of the other side out in public, they will engage them in fisticuffs while trying their damnedest to somehow incorporate their nunchucks that they have hangning over their bed in a glass case.

Hours of time is blown on this game. Some things that are sure to accompany playing this game: inverted penis, homosexual tendencies quenched by asexual practices due to lack of actual human interaction, career retraction or elimination, moving in with your parents, clothes bought at Hot Topic, and engaging in debates such as "which band is better: Fall Out Boy or Hoobastank?" As you can see this is some serious shit. So without further ado, here are the culprits:

1. The HIV: After he started grabbing my ass at lunch time (homosexual tendencies resulting due to playing a shitload of WOW) I told him that he has a fucking problem. ***ABSOLUTE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH WARNING*** He was then motivated to check how much time he had actually devoted to this game. He went home and looked and he had been on the game a total of 256 days! Let's do the math: 256 days x 24 hours a day = 6,144 hours of motherfuckin' WOW! I at least hope that you are the King of that world you live in. HIV: you are now officially a lost cause.

2. TorqueStick: As aforementioned here, you can see his WOW history. He is also a rabid Star Trek fan so when "The Shat" started doing WOW commercials, TorqueStick tried to whip his inverted penis out of his skinny emo jeans and start beating it like mad. Ole Torquebox may be the biggest taint to ever walk the planet.

Okay HIV, you go ahead and type 3 consecutive 895 word comments filled with illiteracy, nonsense and 273 exclamation marks. TorqueStick, you play off of the HIV and put a bunch of cuss words together that don't even make sense.

Question: Who is this TorqueStick guy and can he officially go in the B3KR/HIV category?

Answer: I'll break this answer up into 2 parts.

1. TorqueStick was born in a small village in an impoverished part of South Dakota. When his father started selling blow-up dolls, they came into a little money. After that, TorqueStick discovered the internet. Since then he has logged 1,892 hours on World of Warcraft, looked at tons of porno and apparently now makes dumb fucking comments on my website now.

2. Yes we can put him in the B3KR/HIV category and so in honor of that, go fuck yourself torquestick and quit making dumb ass retarded comments on the site, douche nozzle.

P.S. Nice tits, B3KR.

Question: What is the gayest statement ever made on this website?

Answer: That award goes to The HIV with this gem:

"I have C.O.D. on Wii"

Excuse me while I wipe my eyes. Isn't that sweet, he has it on the wittle Wii. That way he can use his wittle Nintendo controller while he has a handfull of cock with the other hand.

Question: Is it just my imagination or has B3KR been neglected as of late on this site?

Answer: You are absolutely right and I apologize. So in honor of B3KR I will tell him to go fuck himself and post this picture of B3KR and the HIV in his luche libre outfit at the premier of Brokeback Mountain.