Question: Who is this TorqueStick guy and can he officially go in the B3KR/HIV category?

Answer: I'll break this answer up into 2 parts.

1. TorqueStick was born in a small village in an impoverished part of South Dakota. When his father started selling blow-up dolls, they came into a little money. After that, TorqueStick discovered the internet. Since then he has logged 1,892 hours on World of Warcraft, looked at tons of porno and apparently now makes dumb fucking comments on my website now.

2. Yes we can put him in the B3KR/HIV category and so in honor of that, go fuck yourself torquestick and quit making dumb ass retarded comments on the site, douche nozzle.

P.S. Nice tits, B3KR.

6 comments:

  1. What "category" is that JBB, you wormy lunchbox? The non-pussy whipped, video game playing on top of his covers (instead of under them) category? And wait, heres a suprise, Goat Diapers and JBB are stroking each other??!?!?!?! When will the plot twists end? My head is about to explode!?!?!?! Cold blooded is what I would do to your imaginary girlfriend in front of you GD if she were real.

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  2. HIV, your comments are starting to look like Kanye West's blog at 2 in the morning after a half oz of yayo. Is it possible to put more question or exclamation marks at the end of your statements?

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  3. So he is a WoW player huh? When will the plot twists end?

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  4. Former Wow player. I do not play anymore.

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  5. Former Wow player, that has got to hurt. I think jerry needs to stop sucking black caddy's "the tail pipe" and analyze his own dumb ass comments. From what goat says, jerry needs to stop playing under the covers and face his woman like a man bitch he is. I wonder how many hours jerry has logged under the covers? That should be the question.

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  6. Depends on what you are talking about. With video games under the covers, not as bad as one might think, maybe 12? hours. Under the covers, 69'ing with dudes, 12817218649284 hours easy.

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