Question: Is "The Magical Mustache Man" A.K.A. Jeff Kent going to retire?

Answer: Yes. Get the fuck outta here already!

Answered by jerry bail bonds on Thursday, January 22, 2009
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11 comments:

  1. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    Of course a Barry Bonds suck up like yourself would want to get rid of one of the best 2nd basemen of all time. 8+ 100 RBI seasons,(6 in a row + 20 homers with SF)Nor would you ever realize that your beloved San Fransico Giants were below .500 until he came aboard. I wish he would have pulled Bonds' steroid gilled, bulbous head, right off his shoulders in the dugout in San Diego. And I know that his numbers may have been inflated due to Bonds in the line-up, but Bonds was inflated due to main-lining steroids.

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  2. jerry bail bondsJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    And you main-line my penis in your mouth. Just because I'm not a $500 million dollar roster guy like yourself (Yankee's fan) doesn't mean that you can make highly inaccurate statements on the site.

    By no strech of anyone's imagination did Kent bring the Giants to any kind of glory no matter how insignificant said glory was.

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  3. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    "The Giants were the dregs of the National League immediately preceding Kent's arrival. Despite possessing Barry Bonds and Matt Williams, two of the league's most feared hitters, the Giants struggled from 1994-96, not only finishing below .500 each year, but also posting declining winning percentages of .478, .465
    Then Kent joined the Giants in a six-player trade involving Williams from the Cleveland Indians before the 1997 season. That launched a six-year stretch in which the Giants became one of the league's most formidable teams and Kent evolved into a legitimate Hall of Fame candidate. Kent hit 377 home runs in his 17-year career, including a Major League-record 351 as a second baseman."

    The numbers do not lie my friend. Barry Bonds does however.

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  4. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Also, do not blame the Yankees because you have decided to support the biggest piece of shit franchises in sports. The fact that you support Louisville and Pitino(Terrence Williams is a BEAST),and therefore Big East Basketball, and is the the only redeeming factor about you as a sports fan. I like sports because of the drama that unfolds while watching my teams. It is obvious however, by associating yourself with these teams, you just like drama and disappointment. "We will get 'em next year." Get used to saying that for the rest of your life.

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  5. GoatDiapersJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    1) I know I didn't see the words "Big East" on this website. We are in the toilet now.

    2) Kent is a douchebag.

    3) Noodlearm is a juicer.

    4) I hope the Yankees win 3 games next year. They suck.

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  6. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    1. The Big East will have more teams that make an impact in the tournament than any other league.

    2. I agree, but he was good and JBB doesnt like him because in a "Jailhouse Brawl" he would have eaten Bonds teeth like Nolan Ryan did to David Cone

    3. /Agree

    4. What is your baseball team? Lets get it out now.

    3.

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  7. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    2. Robin Venture, not David Cone

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  8. The HIVJanuary 22, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    I hate you. I hope you die.

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  9. GoatDiapersJanuary 22, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    So HIV screws up Nolan Ryan vs David Cone then realized it and screws up again by referencing "Robin Venture".

    Damn that is funny. 2 fuck ups in 2 attempts, how fitting.

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  10. jerry bail bondsJanuary 22, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    Story of his life. Next he'll tell you that he was hanging out at a bar with Brett Favre. He'll realize that it was just his World of Warcraft buddy and then misspell his name.

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  11. GoatDiapersJanuary 23, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    This is now my favorite post on the website.

    P.S. I added a tag to this post.

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