Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Question via email: Why is Alabama going to suck next season in football? - Matt/Nashville, TN

Answer:
Matt broke with protocol and decided to go ahead and send along the choices for the answer.
A) Their schedule is loaded with teams from the WAC.
B) They accidentally ended the season last year with a record over .500
C) Roster will be depleted due to multiple off-season cocaine trafficking arrests.

I'm going to scrap all of those and make my own list (since I created the damn website I can do this).
A) They can't play that high powered Auburn spread offense every week.
B) They were intimidated by Auburn's presence in the BCS bowl games.
C) They can't get any big time recruits since Auburn owns the state.
D) They don't have a coach that knows how to run a program.
E) They don't have any tradition of winning.