Question: Did the HIV jinx Arizona last night during the Super Bowl?

Answer: Yes he most certainly did. He texted me last night right after Fitzgerald's great touchdown run with about 2:34 left to play. He went on about how he was a genius because he predicted the Cardinals would "exploit the seams" in the cover 2 blah blah fuckin' blah and win the football game. Then the Steelers marched right up the field and won. The real genius was in fact myself who predicted the winner and was off on the score by 2 total points. Fuckin' safety! So Cardinal fans, forward all your complaints to Mr. "I watched Jaworski on ESPN last night so I now know about the Cover 2 defense" A.K.A. The HIV.


5 comments:

  1. I do believe that I jinxed the Card's. But I do not believe that Jerry is the genius he says he is, and I will tell you why.

    You predicted the Steeler's would win 27-21, yes. But you know as well as I do, you figured that score would be because the Steelers jumped ahead, and the Card's got some mercy TD's which would make the game look closer than it was. NO WAY DID YOU THINK THAT THEY WOULD BE WINNING WITH 3:00 LEFT. So get off of your high horse. Your not really that impressive.

    I hate Jaws so scrap that notion. No one smiles as much as that man, he makes me want to strangle kittens.

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  2. JBB always seems to be the expert at all things football. If you don't believe me just ask him.

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  3. Am I wrong or did I predict the outcome of the game with pretty damn good precision? We're all about accountability here are we not? And note that it was not I that brought up the Cowboys. Leave it to HIV to bring up some shit that isn't even relevant to the post and makes no damn sense.

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  4. What is your prediction of where ol' frog gigger goes in the draft?

    Caddy is on record as saying #1 overall.

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  5. Oh the frog gigger already went #1 in the last 4 drafts. That's how bad ass he is.

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