Question: If Black Cadillac sees you walking towards the elevator will he hold it for you?

Answer: No, because he is a douche nozzle.


2 comments:

  1. Did you want me to rub ointment on your snatch to cure up your yeast infection too?

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  2. Nice move Caddy. Another nice touch, would have been to wave while the doors closed in his face, maybe a "point and laugh" while they closed. Other than that, you handled that situation in the most dickish way possible. I appluad you. You make the world a better place.

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