Question: Did Jerry Bail Bonds receive some embarassing pictures about Bama's loss to Utah?

Answer: Yes he most certainly did from the office's resident Auburn fan that isn't a douche (there's one that is a huge douche.) Seriously, fucking Utah? I thought that they didn't have anything out there other than Mormons and top shelf mullets.



10 comments:

  1. Dear Jerry,

    Please click on this link.

    Thank you!!

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  2. Hey man, it hurts me almost as bad as it hurts you.

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  3. It was not a good night that is for sure but tradition didn't have anything to do with it. If anyone wants to argue Bama's tradition I'll be glad to do so? Yeah, I thought not.

    I love the "Y'all can have your tradition. We'll take this." poster. Bama needs another Sugar Bowl trophy like Jared Lorenzen needs another bucket of KFC. We've both got plenty.

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  4. You're preaching to the choir already, damn it!

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  5. That was for your "Auburn fan that isn't a douche". Well actually it was for both of them.

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  6. Does Bama have tradition? Absolutely, they are without a doubt one of the most storied programs in college football. But the 12 national championships…..come on man.

    Lets pick out a year randomly, how about 1973 when Alabama finished 4th and still claimed a national championship.

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  7. non-douche Auburn fan said:
    "Absolutely, they are without a doubt one of the most storied programs in college football."

    That is all I was saying.


    As far as the number of National Championships that Bama has won I will take whatever number you agree with. So how many is it?

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  8. Neither I nor my parents were alive for most (if any) of them. Let me see if I can get in touch with my grandfather and see if he can remember any of them. Wow thinking about it like that other than ’92 it sure has been a long time since Bama has been relevant….Well I guess you learn something new everyday.

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  9. Dear non-douche Auburn fan,

    Yes, it has been awhile since Bama won a NC. Too long for me but that is the way it goes. I can understand where you guys come from with a couple of the claimed NCs but most Auburn people will "give Bama credit for" at least 8 NCs. I'm not sure I have ever heard someone decide to go with numero uno.

    Lets look at an outside, unbiased source:
    Bama

    Auburn

    All Teams

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  10. BTW, you are a young dude (I assume dude) if your parents were not alive in the 60s or 70s.

    60s

    70s

    Bama was pretty good back then.

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