Let Them Get Paid
13 years ago
Question: Did Jerry Bail Bonds almost piss his pants when someone posted as Jenny Lewis?
Answer: Apparently he did (and no I did not post it). It sounded like Jerry was ready to pick up the red phone and launch the nukes. I know you get all awkward around girls but just calm down Jerry.
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"You're a damn liar"
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"your[sic] footing the lawyer bill"
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"both"
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Here's the way I look at it, if it was her we may be screwed but I didn't post any of it. Jerry Bail Bonds on the other hand may have to give a reach-around to Mr. Savage to make amends but I'm sure he's cool with that (both of them).
1. "Apparently" is a good word to use there cause if Caddy told you the story then you are 100% guaranteed that it was grossly exaggerated.
ReplyDelete2. I always have the red phone just a reach away.
3. Jerry doesn't get awkward around the girls. He slays some strange poon.
1. The fact that you think this patchouli wearing, Lilith Fair, skank is as hot as she is, is a gross exaggeration
ReplyDelete2. The red phone that you have within reach is to call your mom for a ride home
3. Guys with outty belly buttons that look like cocktail wieners, do not "slay" any type of poon
1. Congratulations HIV, you are gay. You just failed the gay test with flying fucking colors. You flamboyantly said that she was unattractive, not just a simple "no." Even B3KR who is bi likes Jenny Lewis.
ReplyDelete2. Correction: The red phone is used to call your mom to come over and let my buddies run train on her while shooting crazy videos with farm animals.
3. Don't hate. While I don't get as much poon as B3KR, I slay it.
1. When you hit the link and go to "Chickapedia" to fanatsize about all the poon you will never "slay," the picture that comes up, is her in a shirt that looks like my grandma's curtains, with bad pale skin, and jowls. So lets agree to disagree on her "hotness." What ever floats your patchouli loving boat.
ReplyDelete2. Either way someone drops you off at home after the video shoot
3. It sounds like the only reason B3KR gets alot of ass is because he has more opportunity (dudes and chicks). He works the numbers, and therfore has a higher closing rate of your 0.0%.
1. No there is no gray area. The name of the site is "correct answers" not "potential possibilities." If I say she's hot, take it to the bank. You are still gay.
ReplyDelete2. Correction: Your mom doubles as my freaky sex exploration buddy and my driver. My mom doesn't drive me anywhere.
3. Don't you dare question B3KR or his pussy getting abilites (or shlong for that matter.) As for me, I've closed more ass with your mom alone than the entire middle Tennessee region. This goes without mentioning all the strange that I've tamed aside from your mother.
1. You think that the Cowboys are America's Team and Barry Bonds is innocent. By default the title "Correct Answers" loses all credibilty the minute your sausage fingers start typing. You should kill yourself right now. Take that to the bank.
ReplyDelete2.When you are doing my mother, do you follow the animal train that you video, or get firsts? Either way thats gross, and you are still bumming rides.
3. You "closed more ass." If you are refering to all the dudes you Two-Holed, I agree, you are the undisputed, Middle Tennessee Champ. If you are refering to all the girls that you subjected to your clumsy advances and never closed, then I would have issue with the amount of "strange you tamed."
1. In regards to the aforementioned disputed, JBB posted items, there is either a documented support structure (barry bonds) or its just common fucking sense from before we were born (Cowboys' America's team tag.) I will not explain myself again on this site.
ReplyDelete2. Oh I get first, then I make her sit on a fire hydrant out front, then I let my buddies go to work and then I bring in the farm animals. In that order and then I hit her snatch up with 240 p.s.i. from the pressure washer cut with simple green and we do it again. That's called a power douche just like you, HIV.
3. Your mom taught you the "two-hole" saying, didn't she? Cause I taught it to her and she passed it down to you. The circle is complete. How cute.
UPDATE:
ReplyDeleteThe HIV is driving hard through the paint that is Jerry Bail Bonds and taking it strong to the hoop!!!
Damn good job, HIV. Bravo!!!
GD, I don't like you applying your B3KR math to this post. By my account, big guy here at work torched your nutsack in the BAMA post the other day so be seen and not heard.
ReplyDeleteBarry Bonds before
ReplyDeleteBarry Bonds after
NO WAY IN HELL THAT DUDE WAS JUICING!!!! Everyone packs on 30 pounds of muscle in their 40s.
More B3KR math. I'm amazed. That's why you side with the HIV on this post, because of your fueled hatred of Barry Bonds. Do you and Barry have a past. Did he stick his finger in your butthole when you were a little guy?
ReplyDeleteThe non-douche Auburn fan tried to bring it and then he shut the hell up when I posted my retort. I don't call that torching my nutsack.
ReplyDeleteWhat I call a sack scorching is when you try to play XBox from underneath a blanket so darling wife doesn't castrate you.
Gotta Go My Wife's Calling
I don't know that I have ever seen any dude love another man more than you and NoodleArm Bonds.
ReplyDeleteYou think he is the greatest ever yet when he shopped himself around to EVERY MLB team before the season they ALL said, "Ummm no thanks". You sound like Caddy talking about The Pillsbury Throwboy.