Let Them Get Paid
13 years ago
Question: Does Dwayne Wade have the "itchy-scratchies" in his pants?
Answer: Yes and so does his wife now.
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One time a girl gave me the "itchy scratchies," and never talked to me again. A month or so down the road, crab free, I ended up seeing her out while I was all drugged up on halucinagens. I walked up to her, and the 3 guys she was with, with pupils the size of dinner plates, and announced very loudly in a crowded bar that she had given me crabs. Good times.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the anonymous poster, NBA sucks.
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