Question: Is there a list of people B3KR would destroy in a fist fight?

Answer: Ohhh yes my friend there is a list. It is important to remember this list is not all inclusive. This list contains just a few of the people B3KR said he could destroy when asked directly about each one. If you have anyone/anything you would like to know if B3KR could destroy just let us know and we'll ask him.

Behold:
  • Barry Bonds
  • Steve Guttenberg
  • Steven Segal
  • Guy running towards him with palm out
  • Florist
  • Diamond Dave
  • Tangerine Pharmacy Pharmacist
  • Bruce Campbell (If he did not have a chainsaw)
  • Prince Charles
  • Adolph Hitler in 1942
  • Kimbo Slice (he would pay him to take a fall)
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Nightwish lead singer
  • An Islamic fundamentalist terrorist
  • Bill Gates
  • Steve Jobs
  • Freddy Kruger
  • A "rusty trombone"
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • Anyone in Super Street Fighter II
  • A zombie stripper
  • Neil Diamond
  • Kid Rock
  • Sweet Chuck

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