Question: Now that Jerry Bail Bonds has a Wii can Caddy, GD and the HIV get some on the Mario Kart now?

Answer: Anytime bitches. I will hit the HIV so hard in the head with a turtle shell that his mom will feel it. Then I'll scoot by everybody and fuck the princess in the winner's circle.

Oh yes, the gauntlet has been thrown down.

10 comments:

  1. Name the time, place, and the date you wet blanket. I am always down for some Kart, or what I like to call it, "The HIV's House of Hurt."

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  2. Just out of curiosity...how many times did Jerry beat Caddy in Kart this weekend? Oh yeah, I forgot...none.

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  3. Caddy said:
    "Just out of curiosity...how many times did Jerry beat Caddy in Kart this weekend? Oh yeah, I forgot...none."


    By using B3KR math does that mean Caddy and Jerry are about the same skill? Yes it does!!!

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  4. Whoa whoa, I'm a lot of things but am I B3KR? I think not. All I'm going to say is that going forward from now on, I'm not losing at Mario Kart hopefully.

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  5. I have C.O.D. on Wii as well. If you need to find me I will be at the top of the leader boards.
    And regarding Kart. You are not ready for the majors JBB. You are not even the KC Royals of Kart, hell you are not even an exspansion team. You may be single A. I dont know. I am going to let my daughter play you first before I waste my time and come out of retirement. And if she beats you I want there to be a post "Did The HIV's daughter give JBB a old fashion beat down in Kart"

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  6. "The HIV's House of Hurt."

    That just sounds pure nasty. That may be worse than the hurt I put on B3KR when we played Street Fighter but I doubt it. If you could have heard him crying after that a$$ raping you would probably agree.

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  7. GoatDiapers had to add a new question after reading The HIVs last comment.

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  8. Don't bring your daughter into the buzzsaw that is this post or the game of kart. I don't wish that on her and I now question your fathering. I will refrain for the time being.

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  9. Mohawk Man,

    Is it true that you and B3KR ended up in a XBox Live party together over the weekend? I heard through the grapevine that B3KR went silent from the intimidation. Is that true?

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