Question: What is the first concert of the year for Diapers going to be?

Answer: The fuckin' bar-chord wonders themselves. He's going to put his Kroeger shirt on and stand on the front row with 3 dozen roses in anticipation of throwing them at Chad. He'll be sporting wood while all jacked up on Motts Applejuice boxes. This will make Nickelback show number 59 for Diapers.