Question: Did Lynyrd Skynyrd's keyboard player die?

Answer: Yes, that must be why Goatdiapers hasn't posted shit today. Let me tell you what he is doing. He is currently sobbing with his aunt Bessie-Sue over a tub of tater salad and case of Bud Heavy while wearing his Ronnie Van Zant T-Shirt. I ask that your prayers be with the Diapers family over this truly horrific loss.

2 comments:

  1. Wait, did you edit the one from yesterday that he used "Bud heavy and tater salad" in? Get some new material JDR you scrub.

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  2. Maybe I like talking about tater salad and bud heavy. Those are two things sure to accompany Aunt Bessie-Sue so you suck it.

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